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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.  

More comics here.

My life.

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tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

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thegrifter:

paddyfuckinmcconville:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Brought to you by Tom Haverford.

Horse tornado!

😂

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iworkatapubliclibrary:

On white board.

The truest truth. At work I often find myself saying, “And then we could incorporate a QR code to link the attendees to…. wait, nope, nevermind that’ll never work.”

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dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

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godawfultruth:

sideofnature:

This better be how my wife and I live whenever I get old

This will undoubtably be me and Boyde.

godawfultruth:

sideofnature:

This better be how my wife and I live whenever I get old

This will undoubtably be me and Boyde.

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iworkatapubliclibrary:

Overheard at the library.

Patron: “I can’t wait to see The Budapest Hotel. It’s the same guy who made Moonrise Sunrise and that Bill Murray one…the Zuzio Movie. Oh, and the Fabulous Fox! That one, haha, so good. I love everything that Wes Craven does.”

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

Source: animalstalkinginallcaps